WacArnold's is tearing this family apart!

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

There are numerous drugs I have never tried including but not limited to heroin, crack cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, mushrooms, opium, crank and Red Bull.

I have never tried a cigarette in my life. Unlike my esteemed editor Jena Janovy, I find Taco Bell to be truly reprehensible.

I do, however, have a problem with the Golden Arches.

There is nothing golden about them, but in the travel world, if you are sloppy and negligent, you are a prime candidate to be taken in by the tractor beam.

That would be me, and it must stop.
The good news is that I don't remember the last time I've eaten McDonald's when NOT either a) on the Eisenhower Interstate System or b) in an airport.

The bad news is that I use both frequently. When I was in Guatemala, my house mother Angelica referred to McDonald's as "McGusano's," Spanish for "McWorms."

So what was in the bag? Bacon and cheese Angus third pounder, fries, filet-o-fish. Gusanos, indeed...

Today's challenge: stop traveling or man up!

HB
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