The definition of spectacular...

I cannot speak for myself because of my numerous deficiencies and delinquencies. The Carpaccio Files was advertised as an "adventure in gastronomy," meaning it would be a running tale of wonder, of wondrous places and wondrous foods and some not so wondrous, but consistent with the theme that food, for better or worse, brings people together.

Instead, the blog has become sporadic, infrequent, ineffective - all because of me. It is my fault, and today, August 8, marks the day this blog returns to its mission, intent on reaching its full and hilarious potential.

Where are we? Newport, Rhode Island, 90 years beyond the Gilded Age, but still dining superbly. For my return, I present to you The Spiced Pear, located in the Chanler Hotel. The following will be a runway of gastronomic offerings...

Howard Bryant
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